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Twilightaholics Anonymous
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A discussion community of all things related to Twilight by Stephenie Meyer!
Twilightaholics Anonymous

First of all, if you haven't read any of the stories from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer then this is not the community for you.

Sure, every fandom has it's followers...but sometimes that over and beyond the level of obsession. A great compliment to the object of the fandom, don't you think?

This community is for those hopelessly addicted to Twilight, New Moon, any books that may follow, and just anything else related! Some of us live, eat and breathe these beautiful books.

Not sure if you qualify as a Twilight addict? Read the following and decide for yourself...

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...
1. …you insist on moving to Forks.
2. …you love when it is rainy, cloudy, or snowy out, and hate when it is sunny.
3. …you check the weather in Forks when you don’t even live near it.
4. …you’re dying to get a silver Volvo.
5. ...you’re obsessed with any name in the books.
6. …you’re convinced vampires exist, and aren’t ashamed of it.
7. …you introduce yourself to people as Mrs. Cullen.
8. …you write Mrs. Cullen or I ♥ Edward across your finger nails.
9. …Clair De Lune is your favorite song just because it’s in the books.
10. …you won’t answer anyone unless they refer to you as Mrs. Cullen.
11. …you shun anyone who tries to convince you that vampires don’t exist.
12. …you get into fights with your Twilight-obsessed friends about which of you is going to marry Edward.
13. …every time someone asks you who you have a crush on, your immediate response is “Edward Cullen.”
14. …you make shirts pertaining to the books.
15. …you have birthday parties for characters in the books.
16. …you plan on naming your kids after characters from the books.
17. …when someone asks you out, you say, “Sorry, I’m already dating/married to Edward Cullen.”
18. …you can relate just about anything to the books in at least some small way.
19. …you now listen to all of the bands mentioned as Stephenie Meyer’s inspiration mentioned in the back of New Moon.
20. …your mom no longer threatens to ground you – she just threatens to take away your copy of the books.
21. …if anyone so much as looks at your books the wrong way you start screaming at them.
22. …you demand that everyone you know reads the books.
23. …you buy people the books for their birthday/any other holiday so they’ll read them.
24. …you ask someone what chapter/page number they’re on when they're reading one of the books and from that information you can recite exactly what is going on.
25. …you’ve read the books so many times they’re starting to fall apart.
26. …if anyone hasn’t read the books, you take it as a personal offense.
27. …you’re already planning your wedding for Edward and you.
28. …everyone at school knows you as “the Twilight freak.”
29. …you can recite both of the books from memory.
30. …you attempt to not sleep because if Edward doesn’t need sleep, you don’t either.
31. …you dress up as a vampire by painting your face white and putting purple eye shadow under your eyes, and go out in public
32. …Twilight is all you ever think about.
33. …you write “I love Edward Cullen” on all of your personal belongings, and take it as a personal offense whenever someone asks you who that is.
34. ...you harass anyone with the same name as one of the characters in the books, convinced that they are that character and asking them questions you would ask the character like if they are a vampire or if they know Bella.
35. ...you will only date someone if their name is Edward.
36. ...you actually convince a guy to read them.
37. ...you're friends threaten to kill you if you mention Twilight one more time.
38. ...you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
39. ...you have gotten almost everyone you know to read Twilight.
40. ...you plan to marry Edward Anthony Masen Cullen (you're one and only true love).
41. ...you suddenly want to be very pale.
42. ...you suddenly find pale boys very attractive.
43. ...your favorite website is a Twilight fan site.
44. ...whenever you're not reading Twilight, you're reading Twilight fanfics
45. ...You write Twlight fanfics.
46. ...your new favorite gem is topaz.
47. ...you'll only eat food mentioned in the books.
48. ...you know the exact number of pages in Twilight and New Moon

(Note: Edward can be replaced with any other character's name.}

Now that you've read this you can decide for yourself. But we're not here to help cure your obsession...no, we're here to fuel it one. We're just the same as you. :)

Come join us! Feel free to make a post and introduce yourself. Just begin with, "Hello, my name is _______ and I'm A Twilightaholic!"

Sadly, with every community there need to be rules.
- Be respectful, no matter what.
- Just because someone's opinions may be different than yours please don't flame them.
- Don't post ads for your communities in here unless it's stuck at the end of a post. Just don't post purely for that reason.
- Please keep long posts under a cut.
- And of course...all posts must be Twilight related!

If you have any other problems please contact me at dancingfox
or my co mods, suzy_creamchez and originofcheese.

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